My Top 5 Resolutions To Improve My Dating Life In 2014

TOP 5



1. To only date guys whose first name start with the letter X or Z, that should improve any dating stress.

2. To change my unlimited texting plan to just 20 texts a month plan. That should keep the mystery alive.

3. To scatter my free weights all over my place, so I know I am being honest when I say I lift weights everyday.

4. To include in all my dating profiles, my height, weight, bmi, daily care chart, 20 year plan, my never gain weight agreement, retirement account info, Mensa application and my position in line to the throne (something like 4000th).

5. And my Final Relationship Resolution of 2014... to figure out this strange this we call L O V E.. oh and eat chocolate.


I'm back, and this is gonna be FUN!!!!